NEW YORK - I THINK THEY MADE MY SHIRT BACKWARD

By viceland

10_2149I just realized that my t-shirt is backwards. Not that I’m wearing it backwards, but that they screen-printed the cat face on what should have been the back and put the tag on what should have been the front. It took me a few wearings to notice it, but then I realized that I kept tugging on the neck because it felt too tight. I would pull the neck forward, but it always seemed to creep back up. I tugged the shoulder seams forward and they too seemed always to slide down my back. Today was the day that it finally dawned on me: The shirt is backwards.

I always swore I would never reveal the secret source of my amazing collection of cat t-shirts, but I’ll tell you now: www.fantastic-tshirts.com. They have the cutest kittens and the most majestic mythical beasts. I heartily recommend their products, but just make sure you ask them to NOT SEND YOU A BACKWARDS T-SHIRT.

AMY KELLNER

By viceland 3 years ago

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