Last Week On Noisey: Wu Block, Awk Sex Music and Bieber's Penis
Last week on Noisey, I fulfilled a lifelong dream when I interviewed Ghostface Killah, alongside Sheek Louch, ahead of ~collabo~ project Wu-Block. I had to do it at my desk over a really terrible phone line, so everyone could see me giggling like a frigid schoolgirl for the duration. But, y'know, fuck those guys.
And that was pretty much it.
I kid. We also spoke to rising rapper/whisperer Kilo Kish about reclaiming the acronym KKK from lynch-happy white supremacists, got a bit too pre-occupied with "alleged" nudes of Justin Bieber's penis and LOL'd but then immediately got sad for the loss of our youth listening to "Country Grammar", when Nelly was arrested for heroin possession. But then we cheered ourselves up recounting the most awkward songs to come up mid-coitus. Ever put your peen inside a girl to R. Kelly's "Pregnant", guys?
There's also been tons of good new shit too, including our premiere of Angel Haze's new video for "Werkin Girls" where she brandishes a Wolverine claw and gets held up by a bunch of abductors with Bacofoil ski masks. Then we indulged in a two-hour mix of our favourite homophobe Vybz Kartel's classics, discovered that not everyone in Lil B's crew, The Pack, raps like they're pretty far up the autism spectrum after hearing Stunnaman's very excellent new cut "Blvck Luxury" and finally we watched a guy having a mid-life crisis in Rhye's video for "The Fall".
More penis talk next week everyone!