NOT FIT TO PRINT - BOOKOO WATER

By viceland

As with most of the finer things in life, the real beauty of shitty bootlegs is in the details. Take "BooKoo Water" for instance. If they had just watered down a stolen crateful of red Vitamin Water and taped on their own label (which we will swear on a stack of our mother's graves is exactly what they did), it might have been worth a chuckle. But aping the "inspirational" text on the side of the bottle is the kind of move that keeps you up at night wondering if they're actually secretly hilarious.

"Are you young? It's been said that youth is a state of mind comprised of growth, learning, trying new things, and considering new ideas. So stay with it... Ride a bike, learn to paint, write that novel, take a class, heck, take boxing lessons, LISTEN more, whatever.

Bookoo Water with Vitamins. Giving you the antioxidants to stay with it."