Party at the Old Blue Last tonight, with free booze

By Alex

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Presumably to celebrate the fact that someone has painted the outside of the Old Blue Last to make it look like an erotic, jungle-themed play pen, tonight, from 8 till 10, the OBL are kindly offering you FREE BOOZE. Let's face it, you're going to go, I'm going to go, I mean, what else did you have planned tonight? I had tickets to watch my friend's stand-up show, but bollocks to him and his Paddy Ashdown impression, I'm going to get smashed and leer at people and dance on the bar till 12.30 AM. At which point I'll probably walk home and call my ex-girlfriend to tell her what a bitch she is. And then I'm going to have a bath. You can come and watch that if you like.

By Alex 2 years ago

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