Plenty of GASH to go around

By Alex

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You know how everyone always talks about Mama Cass getting coke blown up her arsehole? I've always wondered how that would work. Do you just have it on a platter and blow it towards her arse-knot, or do you balance it in the middle of a rolled up note and try and get it in? Because I can imagine you'd easily get arsehole paper cuts, especially if you were used to blowing coke into it, and that would be horrible. Anyway, there you go, a cheeky, educated opening line you can throw at hotties to see it they're game when you're at GASH at The Macbeth tonight. Click the buzzer to see the flyer and find out what super rocking rock bands are playing.So The Ghost of A Thousand are supported by Mazes, and there are about a billion DJs including Pulled Apart By Horses, Tapedeck, P.W.B.C, DJ FTW (Trencher), Man Like Me and Rockwell (Fister of God).

You can buy tickets here, but who bothers buying tickets to clubs? Just go down and get smashed, it's open till 4.00am and there's free vodka and BBQ before 10.00.