Rubbish porn technology

By Alex

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When it comes to technology the whole world is in constant awe of the Japanese. They live in houses built from lightweight emotional fabrics that fold into an average shirt pocket and their children are born with circuit boards in the back of their eyes. However, all the digital sushi on Earth won’t save them unless they start using their techy skills for something more useful than lame, boring, interactive "porn". If I understood computers like them I’d be building a machine to stop meteors from crashing into earth, or to turn North Korea’s intergalactic death-ray into a flower pot that crapped money, not looking at girl’s pants. That’s what AA ads are for.

By Alex 3 years ago

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