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ii. A strange Scottish street gang – who I'm going to go out on a limb here and say are called the Caledonian Jobby Collective – are getting kids to do shits in pools as part of their initiation, and when they have shat significantly enough to close a facility they are rewarded with a nice new knife;
iii. Something strange has settled on the Lanarkshire air and people are just straight up shitting in swimming pools bound by forces unseen and unknown;
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