Film

SEAGAL UPDATE

By viceuk

When we last caught up with Steven Seagal he was hocking the Bulgarian face cream line Lacrima. He's kept a pretty low profile since, but Steve is back in the news this week, complaining that the FBI has ruined his career by associating him with the mob. Now, the feds haven't responded to his allegation (presumably because they are busy doing paperwork), but we're going to have to agree with the gentle giant. Sure, he's one of the few Buddhists out there packin' heat in his custom-made bullet proof jacket, but there is no denying this man's magnetism. Would you be opposed to Executive Decision II? Didn't think so. Seagal, like Guttenberg, should still be out there, confusing us with his talents and his ponytail, not degrading himself as the low rent, male version of Morgan Fairchild.