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Girl Two: "Amazing though."
Girl One: "Yeah, amazing."
Girl Two: "Never compromise.""I want a pie, I don't even care.""Literally, I said to him, like, I'm going home, that is what I'm doing."Guy One: "I was like dying but I know it's good for me."
Guy Two: "Yeah it totally works your muscles, if you keep doing it you'll be ripped."
Girl Two: "Ugh, classic Karen.""I can't feel my legs."Guy: "He's so lovely."
Girl: "Really? I think he's overrated."
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Girl: "Zambesi."
Guy: "How long ago did it come out?"
Girl: "Literally right now, it's summer."
Guy: "I never have any idea what stage Zambesi are at with their collection. They're always behind."
Girl risking her jacket in the name of fashion: "Kind of.""I have heaps of friends who have these expectations of what they think they're worth. I'm like, babe, I'm sorry, you don't have that much money.""She's gorgeous and she was sitting right next to me at the show. I offered her a wine, then her boyfriend came up and shook my hand. He's a tennis coach.""He slid into her DMs even though he knew she had a boyfriend."Guy: "It's so narcissistic but why not?"
Girl: "I mean at least you know it will get you in street style.""I just want to tell him I fucking hate him, you know?"Girl One: "So it's like a panty, with the butt cut out…"
Girl Two: "Oh my god, and it sucks you in?"
Girl Three: "Yeah, it's amazing."If you need any more opportunities to say "Yikes!", follow Beatrice on Twitter