Meatheads, cheerleaders, grinding Ed Hardy bros, and a 55-year-old lurker with a 300mm zoom lens [insert loud horn noise]. Baseball caps, muffin tops, lacquered nails, misspelled tattoos, “fuck yeah”s, slut tongues and metal horns [insert loud horn noise]. Basketball shorts past the knees, sixteen ounce party cups, boys with burnt faces and girls rubbing their asses on every available surface [insert loud horn noise]. Woo, yeah, Spring Break! [What am I doing here?]
Photos by Emiliano Granado
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