We've just stumbled across the best way to waste a good chunk of your day. The website xtranormal.com allows you to turn text into animated video. The best thing is, even idiots like you can do it without much thought.
We pasted in a random iChat conversation between two people in our office today and (after a bit of fiddling) out popped the above video. See if you can make something which is more hopelessly pointless, and then post the link in the comments so the rest of the world can be in awe of you.
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Menk, by John Doran: Don't Tell Me That the High Rise Has to End
If you see my DJing, please don't give me drugs.
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: 'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity
Part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham.
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VICE Loves Magnum: Peter van Agtmael Won't Deny the Strange Allure of War
Which is why his photos taken in post-9/11 warzones are the best.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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How to Be Happy in 25 Easy Steps
Well, maybe not that easy.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They know Nazis don't like Asian people, but they don't care.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister
Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead
The silly spy game farce of Ryan Fogle.
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Really, Ryan? : Gay Men and Their Not-So-Cute Misogyny Problem
It's not OK to call your lady friends dumb sluts just because you like the same private parts.
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Dogmageddon: Don't Bet on the Apocalypse
Or you'll end up dead broke, instead of just plain dead.
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Menk, by John Doran: Don't Tell Me That the High Rise Has to End
If you see my DJing, please don't give me drugs.
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: 'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity
Part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham.
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Question of the Day: What's the Best YouTube Video You've Ever Seen?
"The worst videos I've seen are of animal murders."
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I Tested Out Three of Cambodia's Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister
Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.
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Is Tropical in Mongolia: Part One
We followed Is Tropical, as they became one of the first Western bands to ever perform in Mongolia.
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Thought and Memory
Back in 2008, when my first novel came out, my publisher sent me on a West Coast tour.
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Saudi Arabia Isn't Having a Feminist Revolution
Weirdly, Saudi photographer Nouf Alhimiary thinks being allowed to cycle doesn't count as women's rights.
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead
The silly spy game farce of Ryan Fogle.
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Swimwear in Film Can Be Pretty Awkward
And more film stuff from the Grolsch Film Works blog.
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This Week in Racism: Former Italian Prime Minister Dressed up Strippers to Look Like Barack Obama
Who would think that's sexy?
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This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again
Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
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Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town
It's the graveyard of the fad.
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How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless
A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.
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Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.
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I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned
Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.
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What's Going to Kill the House Revival?
Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is.
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VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral
Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.
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A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?
The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.
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Thatcher's War on Acid House
She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.
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English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend
That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.
Greg Palast's Column
I upset my least favourite big fat Greek minister. 
Sisa: Cocaine Of The Poor
A new drug is tearing through Athens' poor. 
Meet The Malaysian Neo-Nazis
They don't care that Nazis don't like Asian people. 
What's Life Like Inside Guantanamo Bay?
I spoke to three prisoners on hunger strike. 
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead
The farcical US-Russia spy games. 
Things To Stop Wearing Now You're a Graduate
Unemployed adults shouldn't be wearing disco pants. 
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