Israel - Psychadelic activism

By ALEX

The election results in Israel may be up in the air right now, but we're clear on one thing: while both Tzipi Livni and Benjamin Netanyahu are running around finger-flashing V for Victory neither the, Kadima nor the Likud party has the vote of the psychedelic collective unconscious. That belongs to the Geula party, a "cosmic anti-virus to promote harmony in a chaotic environment." To become a member you submit to a nine-minute meditation program following instructions on the internet, envisioning a new world where blocks of consciousness are traded as commodities instead of actual physical products.

Yesterday the party met in the center of Tel Aviv to consecrate the center mall with a ceremony in which members blew horns while encircling the building, performing consciousness exercises. The main one involved seeping like silky sage smoke into the earholes of the next prime minister, smudging his or her mind clear of anything evil while enslaving them to lady justice. Here's a motivational video from party spearhead Ido Hartogsohn:

And if happiness mongering isn't your thing, maybe simultaneously confusing and scaring the shit out of you will work:

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