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The Woman Who Outed Prince William As Satan

Dr Joye Pugh is an academic, a pop singer, and a Christian visionary from South Georgia, and so far, her greatest contribution to humanity has been her identification of Prince William as Satan. Shitty news for both Kate Middleton and for mankind, I'm sure you'll agree. Dr Joye has published a handful of books, from the warm soapy bath of Colours of Joye, to the fire, brimstone and Nazi doctor conspiracies of ANTICHRIST: The Cloned Image of Jesus Christ.

These days she expends most of her energy revealing the Satanic motives of the British Royal Family, which are quickly heralding the end of the world, as well as cutting her second album.

I interviewed Dr Joye Pugh in late 2010 while I was researching 2012 and that long-promised apocalypse. We spoke for two hours on the phone before I got exhausted and called time out. Last week, though, she sent me her new music video and it reminded me how great she is. She appears at 0.41 seconds.

So here, a little later than planned, is an interview with the charming Dr Joye. Some of this is quite complicated, so there are videos dotted through the text because visual stimulation helps education.

Dr Joye's album, Before Time Stops

Vice: Hello Dr. So, tell me how you first became interested in Biblical prophesy.
Dr Joye: I had a prophetic dream at the age of six, which made me question what the end of time would be like. So I started going to church and asking questions adults couldn’t answer – that was over 40 years ago.

What was in your dream that struck you?
I was standing in a valley looking over a scene of total devastation. The sky and the earth were burning and the only thing remaining was a jagged wall behind me. As I was trying to get away from it, I saw this brightly lit figure looking at me. I moved towards it, his face was amazing.

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