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      Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up

      February 6, 2012

      By Jamie Lee Curtis Taete

      West Coast Editor

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      In this blog post, I hope to prove that the popular singer Nicki Minaj is actually voiced by a sped up Jay-Z.

      As you can hear in this video clip, Nicki Minaj slowed down is 100 percent without question actually Jay-Z.

      It should come as no surprise that, having cornered the markets in rap, non-racist champagne, clothing and lifestyle websites, Jay would also want to conquer the female rap game.

      And have you ever seen Jay-Z in the same vocal recording booth as Nicki Minaj while she's recording a vocal track? DIDN'T THINK SO.

      Conclusion: As we have seen here, there is no way that Nicki Minaj is not, in fact, Jay-Z.

      I have no idea what this means in terms of the Illuminati, but I'm sure you'll all line up in the comments to tell me.

      @JLCT

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      Topics: Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, sped, up, Illuminati

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