TIDBITS - JAPANESE CANDY

By viceland

I know Japan threw in the towel on normal decades ago, but letting your kids eat fake cat shit is the kind of idea only a mind softened by years of actual cat-shit eating could come up with. I mean, things like boogers as candy make sense because kids actually eat the real thing, and even human or dog poop can be kind of cute when you make it into a little spiral mound like this guy. The only thing cute about cat shit is when they've gotten into some Christmas tree tinsel and they've got a piece of it hanging out of their tuckus with a little turd dangling at the end. Even then, it's only a good time until you have to pull it out (which feels like you're using anal beads with your cat).