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Tips for a Terrible Life

By Life! Death! Top Tips!

Life! Death! Top Tips! is a tumblr of cut-outs from the 'Readers' Tips' sections of those implausibly shitty gossip magazines you see near the checkout in the supermarket. In amongst the stories about dads that wanna be their daughters' mums and daughters whose dogs saved their mums' dads from fires, are handy pointers to help everyone on Earth along with their lives. Or, as the people behind the tumblr put it, give a platform to a succession of people identifying "A problem that isn't a problem, a solution that no one in their right mind would invent."

I am not sure why they'd say that. Sequined sanitary towel slippers are, after all, a brilliant idea; funky, bohemian and jazzy.