TOP TEN - THINGS TO SCREAM OUT UPON CLIMAX IN 2009
Anything but these ten phrases will surely out you as a passe orgasmee. Get these down and she'll know you are a human of the NOW.
1. WHITESNAKE!!!*
2. THE AIDS!!
3. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!!
4. I'M OUTTA HERE!
5. BURN THE VATICAN!!
6. IT'S OVER!!
7. OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!
8. VOLCANIC POPSHOTZZ!!
9. EW!
10.YOU'VE GOT A TIGHT LITTLE BOX!!
*avoid using more than 3 exclamation points in a row or your writing will look like an album by THE GREAT KAT.
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