VICE are dreaming of chart glory
"VICE are Staz, Luke, Scott and Kevin – 4 guys who mix raw soul, funk and outrageous rhythm to capture the mind and effortlessly activate the body, making it impossible for any music lover to ignore." These are exciting times to be working at VICE.
OK, clearly this band have nothing to do with us, but, can you believe it, they want nothing to do with us either. We've sent them many many emails, asking if we can do an interview with the band whose "Fresh vibes of feel good energy together with clever and poignant lyrics ensure VICE's place at the top of the music food chain." But... nothing.
We should be pissed off. After all, it's been 15 years since we stole the word "vice" from the English language, but these guys aren't classless bastards like Vice Club, and they don't produce artless dross like Vice, starring Michael Maddson. No, these guys are the real deal. We want to party with them and go shopping for snakeskin belts with them. So guys, get back in touch so we can do an interview/photoshoot/talk about a VBS show we think you'd be great for.
As a sign of good faith, we're asking you, the Viceland.com readers, to help in their dramatic quest for immortality. In 34 days, VICE's debut single "Bounce" is released, and it is their aim to become... THE FIRST BAND EVER to top the charts
directly from Clothes Show Live! In your face, Obama! Screw you, Amelia Earhart! VICE are making you look like lazy dicks. So, readers, text VICE to 81088, and help this dream come true. Once we've done that, surely the band will have to speak to us, right?