Viceland video - The Soundtrack of Our Lives

Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap

Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.

Question of the Day - Is Monogamy the Best We Can Do?

Or is polygamy superior?

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex

"I'll have what ME'S having!"

Drunk Badger-Baiting for Nerds Is Amazing

Have you ever played Johann Sebastian Joust?

What I Found at Work in January

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.

Let's All Argue About Fabio Capello

The ex-England manager and a xenophobic football journalist discuss tonight's big news.

The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)

All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.

Wondering... My Cuban Holiday - Part Two

Part II of Bruce's Cuban adventure.

In 1982, Fashion Got the Future Wrong

2001 did not look like this.

Question of the Day - What Would You Think I Meant if I Told You I Just Boofed a Roll?

It could mean a lot of things. We're in New York City.

The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!

A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.

The Brutality Report - Stupid People What Don't Know They're Stupid

Idiots are more complex than we give them credit for.

Lauryn Hill Live... On Acid!

She almost never gives interviews, especially to a wild-eyed punk in a Pig Destroyer t-shirt on LSD.

Harry’s Freedom Foxhole - Sweet, Succulent Porcupine Meat

Porcupines are assholes.

The Story Behind The World's Dumbest Tattoo

Who gets 'DRAKE' written on their face?

Photos: Bristol Is a Paradise

The jewel of the West Country sure looks like a nice place to exist.

Magic Mushroom Milkshake Island

We found paradise. There was an Irish pub and everyone was tripping balls.

A Slob's Guide to Critical Theory

How to think in complicated ways if you're a lazy and stupid person.

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art

Above: art You know what? I'm sick of pretending. I went to art school, w…

Turning 30 and Public Speaking... On Acid!

Happy Birthday Gavin, here's a large tab of San Francisco acid to commiserate.

Making Friends At The Bizarre Ball

The Bizarre Ball is an annual party for readers of that magazine who con…

The Vice Guide To Eating Pussy

  A Thanksgiving special from The Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock a…

Awkward First Date in the Abandoned Soviet Military Complex

Because rubble is the biggest aphrodisiac of them all.

The Pros and Cons of Dwarf Tossing

Dave the Dwarf doesn't want people to throw him around, but he'd like the freedom to choose.