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We Have an Amazing New Issue and It is Out Now

By VICE Staff

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This is the cover of our January issue. It was made by artist David Choe.

In case your Chinese calendar is out of date (or you're just not very cultured), 2012 is the Chinese Year of the Dragon. That's why our first issue of 2012 is called The Children of the Dragon issue. It is out now and available from all the lovely places that carry the mag, so go and get it while there's life in your legs, air in your lungs and we have stock to be replenished. Too busy to pick one up during common trading hours? Work 9 to 5, have too much on, or are "professionally unemployed" and thus rarely see daylight? Try heading down to one of our launch parties for a copy.

If this all seems beyond you and you'd rather just sit at home in bed with your laptop warming your groin, you can go to this page, where the issue's articles will be sporadically posted over the coming month to give the impression of time passing, pages being turned, dust in the wind, the circle of life etc.

Here's what we've lifted from the mag so far:

HANGING OUT WITH AND GETTING EXTORTED BY KENYA'S MOST DANGEROUS GANGSTERS!

SOME DIFFERENT WAYS IN WHICH SHIT CAN KILL YOU!

AN INTERVIEW WITH GARY INDIANA, ONE OF THE FEW INTELLECTUALS IN THE USA WHO'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING!

REAL LIFE SCHIZOPHRENICS REVIEW HOLLYWOOD FILMS ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA!

SOME RECORD REVIEWS!

Remember, that's not the whole issue, you idiots. There's so much more to come.

By VICE Staff 4 months ago

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