We played the Nazi drinking game before Facebook deleted it
Last week, there was huge uproar over a Nazi drinking game invented by some HILARIOUS ironic students, who had more than 12,000 members in the Facebook group they'd dedicated to their totally inoffensive, tasteful piss-ups. The group's been suspended now, but we were just in time to have a go at the game everyone's talking about using a few interns and some middle-aged strangers we got to make up the numbers.
We didn't have enough people to play, so I went to my local pub, The Stag, and found two random men who were up for playing drinking games with young girls in the middle of the day.
Here's Lee. Hurray! This guy's old! And not cool!
The game itself was a bit shit. You have to arrange the cards into the shape of a swastika (obviously), then take it in turns to choose the card nearest to you. Each card has a corresponding instruction, like, "Shout 'HEIL HITLER', then take a swig of your drink." Pretty crap. Who would have thought that racist idiot sports-science students would have a shitty imagination?
Lee got into the spirit by telling semi-racist jokes, which was really awkward. "My Chinese mate just had a deformed baby. They're callin it Sumting Wong!"
It started to become very obvious that this dude had a crush on our American intern, Romany (left), and that the other dude had his eye on our fashion assistant. It got pretty ugly.
Lee fell off my sofa when he drew the Polish Invasion card. Oh, Lee! What are you like?!
This is Lee's mate Dan, BTW. Apparently he used to print Vice, back in the day. He kept bringing that up, in between threatening Jamie Taete with death if we wrote anything to make him look bad. He wasn't against wearing a Hitler moustache and doing a Nazi salute though.
Jamie shitting himself.
Things quickly became really depressing and I wanted to call it off.
I finally cut the game off when the dudes started saying they expected "more than just a drink", and groping Tors' tits. See above. The whole thing wasn't as fun or funny or satirical as we'd hoped it would be. It was just miserable and I went back to the office a little drunk.
PICTURES: JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE
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