WE'RE SO SHIT AT 2010

By Alex

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So Viceland 2010 hasn’t exactly been a maelstrom of blinding web-logs so far has it? No, I’ve pretty much just been rolling around on the floor and watching episodes of Campion (it’s a really slow detective show staring a man so comfortable with his acting career that he doesn’t feel pressured to do any acting at all). But I’m back now, and to complement my lovely American colleague I have my own New Year's resolutions. Well, there’s only one: Try and work out what the fuck this weird Syrian dildo thing my flat mate got for Christmas actually does. Help me.

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What the hell do you measure with letters? Words? My flatmate was given it unwrapped and no-one has a clue what it does. It has one sharpened metal edge (which isn't sharp enough to cut anything,) a sticker on the base saying Made in Syria and it's too fat to be a letter-themed letter-opener. What does it all mean?

By Alex 2 years ago

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