WHOOPSIE! JESUS FUCKS UP

By viceland

Good news guys: Doomsday didn't happen! The moment the world was supposed to end - midnight on October 31st 2007 - slipped by while we were out trick-or-treating. We bet the guy who made this prediction - our old pal Michael Travesser aka The Messiah - that if Armageddon didn't happen he would have to buy us a beer while we piss in his face. We totally forgot to take him up on that. Anyways, because we slept on the Son of God's goof up on Halloween, we're looking forward to watching The End of the World Cult tomorrow night. The documentary follows
Travesser and his 56 disciples on the dreaded date. We cannot wait to
see the looks on their faces when they all do the countdown, hold their breath, squeeze shut their eyes and ... whoops!