WINDY CITY THING
We had to take down that last Windy City Heat post because it crashed our server. The only way we can tell you about the greatest film of all time and its DVD debut is to dole it out in small doses. To get things started we’d like to present TV Carnage’s homage to WCH’s star Scary Perry. The folks over there couldn’t help but notice the only other idiot who thinks fedoras make you look cool is Thing from Fantastic Four.
In this piece of editing genius we see various elements from both movies fused together. The audio comes both from WCH the movie and its accompanying commentary. We gave this to Jimmy Kimmel to show during Scary Perry’s appearance there but they couldn’t run it because of lawyer reasons.
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