Nov 15, 2012
Don't dream of humiliating yourself in front of everyone who's important to you without taking it first.
Nov 8, 2012
I need a friend who terrifies people, and I need him right now.
Oct 31, 2012
It involved a lot of semen and something called a shit fairy.
Oct 12, 2012
I glued money to my nails because I'm more fashionable than you.
Oct 4, 2012
By covering it in food instead of make-up.
Sep 28, 2012
Paint your fucking face, you look a mess.
Sep 21, 2012
Here's why you don't need to make your own macaroons: You don't have enough time.
Sep 6, 2012
Don't worry, slobs, the future is here to make you "beautiful".
Aug 24, 2012
Sorry, Tony Scott, I guess you just made 'True Romance' too cool for me.
Aug 13, 2012
Six easy steps to make Kanye love you more than Kim K.
Aug 3, 2012
Max-out your photogenic potential by dribbling and rolling deep.
Jun 6, 2012
Pretty girl catshit?