Oct 20, 2011
Your album is in the "local" section because it sucks, not because of where your house is.
Oct 11, 2011
"Why not support one of your favourite bands?" you might ask. Simple: The majority of their fans are fucking idiots.
Dec 19, 2012
The F***s to S***s ratio when it comes to seeing a band perform live.
Nov 22, 2012
Anyone in the room, who has any brains, really thinks you're an idiot.
Oct 25, 2012
Bands tend to rock less over time.
Aug 2, 2012
The good news about The Wheel of Punk™ is we don't have to decide who is more punk.
Jul 17, 2012
At last: a surefire way to determine what bands are more "punk" than others.
Jun 21, 2012
We just buy CDs at Sainsbury's and play them in the car.
Apr 11, 2012
When starting a band, the first thing you should do is think about how you can make as much money as possible on your reunion tour.
Feb 28, 2012
You changed it up and you fucked it up. Accept it.
Feb 10, 2012
A few stories about touring with a real rock band.
Feb 3, 2012
Record store clerks are and always will be dicks.