Feb 25, 2013
How Google's glasses, Apple's iWatch and the things you'll churn out of your 3D printer will soon have us drowning in pointless shit.
Feb 11, 2013
How a guy in a hotel room watching porn cut me off from the future.
Feb 4, 2013
The future of the arts has been here for a while, but now even your dad can't ignore it.
Jan 28, 2013
And while you're at it, make sure the castle's a bouncy one.
Jan 14, 2013
Ladies and gentlemen who can't bear the thought of not having guns, it's time to introduce The People's Drone Fleet of America.
Jan 7, 2013
Anyone else a little bit bored of waiting for Web 3.0 to arrive?
Dec 17, 2012
It's probably time for the USA to ban guns now.
Dec 3, 2012
Don't you just hate it when megalomaniac dictators fuck with your wi-fi?
Nov 26, 2012
Get used to the future, because it's here to stay.
Nov 18, 2012
In the future, Mickey Mouse will juggle all your sins and weaknesses in his big, mutant hands.
Nov 12, 2012
Global warming isn't a joke or a trick, it's the new future, a thousand miles wide and coming for us at a hundred miles an hour.
Nov 5, 2012
It'll appear to be tight, but it really won't be. Here's my prediction.