Nov 1, 2011
I think I wanted to fuck my fourth-grade teacher.
Oct 20 2014
Joanna Angel completely ripped off my idea for a porno.
Sep 24, 2014
A good buddy I grew up skateboarding with just had his penis surgically removed.
Sep 3, 2014
When I was 19, I had a casual 'Mrs. Robinson' thing going on with a wonderful woman in her forties.
Jun 24, 2014
The spring of 2000 was the age of innocence before George W. Bush destroyed humanity.
Apr 14, 2014
Do you like people more than you like sleep?
Nov 11, 2013
More stupid from Chris Nieratko.
Aug 19, 2013
It was the closest I've come to beating a man in front of my son.
Feb 20, 2013
What to do with a Klan costume.
Dec 6, 2012
I started taking steroids yesterday as an act of thanks and joyous celebration.
Nov 2, 2012
Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next thing?
Sep 28, 2012
Just as hip-hop died outside the Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles, so did her big beautiful breasts in 1997.