Mar 4, 2013
Why do people take drugs in restaurants?
Feb 23, 2013
There's a lot of pain, and a lot of piss.
Feb 18, 2013
There's no easy way of telling a sobbing man he still needs to pay for his dinner.
Feb 5, 2013
You can only shit on a man so many times before he grabs his dick and screams "Enough is enough!"
Jan 18, 2013
Just keep your mouth shut and soon you'll be drinking his expensive, leftover pre-fuck wine.
Jan 7, 2013
There's only one thing for it: Make 'em bleed.
Dec 21, 2012
Just because you're waiting tables, doesn't mean you have to put up with pricks.