Olivier Giroud is basically the spirit of Arsenal made flesh, while Tony Pulis continues to be a hilarious caricature of himself.
The football ground's role has changed. Once a Saturday pilgrimage, it's now just one part of the over-televised circus.
The Premier League plays second fiddle to the SPL and the League Cup this weekend, as it should do, as it always should do.
He looks like Nicholas Lyndhurst making a guest appearance in The Inbetweeners, but he keeps scoring goals. How long can it last?
Dan Edwardes runs a team of parkour experts who are paid to test high-security facilities, some of which they've escaped from in as little as 15 seconds.
The secret duels, conducted by a small number of university fraternities in Germany, Austria and Switzerland, are all that remain of a once widespread practice called Mensur.
After Chelsea fans abused a black guy on the Paris Metro, the club needs to face up to the fact that it's been attracting racists from across Britain for years.
For decades, one of basketball's most beloved techniques has been under assault by ardent old-schoolers who want the dunk dead and buried.
I started boxing as an over-privileged, over-parented Jewish kid from the Philly suburbs, but I found something real inside the ring.
"When you come home, it's like you've been to the moon because there's no point in telling anybody. They don't understand."
He's the most talented British driver of all time, yet he's far from being the UK's most popular active F1 star.
Samuel Eto'o posing by a shark tank? Chievo's deal for Tomas Necid delayed after a medical? The party's over for what was once Europe's greatest league.
70,000 people signed a petition to block Oldham Athletic from signing convicted rapist Ched Evans. But where does that leave their fans now?
We went to the Space Jam art show because that is sports and this is a sports website. You're quite welcome.
Tomas Rosicky isn't the solution – he's the problem.
Goalscoring powerhouse, gentle giant, Kop hero, ridiculous football whipping boy – an ode to a man who has had a long, varied and at times torturous career.
We asked one of Moto Lady Club's founding members about debunking stereotypes of biker gangs and championing female empowerment in the Gulf.
Doug Pruden is a consummate performer and holds several world records for his pushup prowess. We walked up and down Edmonton's Whyte street to see how he makes his money.
Let's just call the title now and watch Newcastle implode for the rest of the season, yeah?
The Indian tennis star isn't just one of the world's most popular athletes – she's one if its most outspoken.
I went for pre-match pints with Hibs supporters who, unlike their English counterparts, can't buy alcohol in their stadium.
France is the new Scotland, Sánchez is the new Bale, and Pardew is the new Messiah.
In the remote town of Thurso, surfers will endure short daylight hours and risk floating chunks of ice for the best cold water waves in Europe.
After scoring an unexpected goal against Liverpool, we caught up with Adebayo Akinfenwa, the big man who has captured the world's attention.