The jiu-jitsu champion is "all business" on the mat, but at home she's just a little girl who likes to play Minecraft.
Earlier this month the government in Victoria, Australia, lifted its ban on mixed-martial-arts cage fighting. We went along to see what all the fuss was about.
The penny finally drops for Van Gaal, QPR are fucked and Steve Bruce's neverending comedowns.
Which sounds hard, but he's already done the Atlantic.
On the pitch, the Manchester City hammer is as close to a FIFA cheat code as you can get. Off-field, he's got a weird Russian agent and he "respects money". The athletic enigma that is Yaya Touré.
Last night, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas celebrated St Patrick's Day by dropping a wrestling ring in between its stripping stages and inviting a group of "leprechaun wrestlers" to duke it out.
In this era of big-budget skate videos, Strobeck's lo-fi contributions are a breath of fresh air.
His name is Pudding and this is his message.
There's nothing we excel at more than disrupting sporting events in the most basic way possible.
Surely only the giddiest of Arsenal fans are fantasising over a late title push?
Can Stuart McCall manage to stay on the slippery car roof that is Rangers FC?
50 headed clearances then cutting Julian Joachim in half: England used to rule the world in terms of centre-backs who looked like brickies.
The secret duels, conducted by a small number of university fraternities in Germany, Austria and Switzerland, are all that remain of a once widespread practice called Mensur.
Spitting short-circuits the footballers' psyches by rubbing salt into their sorest point – their ego.
Olivier Giroud is basically the spirit of Arsenal made flesh, while Tony Pulis continues to be a hilarious caricature of himself.
The football ground's role has changed. Once a Saturday pilgrimage, it's now just one part of the over-televised circus.
The Premier League plays second fiddle to the SPL and the League Cup this weekend, as it should do, as it always should do.
He looks like Nicholas Lyndhurst making a guest appearance in The Inbetweeners, but he keeps scoring goals. How long can it last?
Dan Edwardes runs a team of parkour experts who are paid to test high-security facilities, some of which they've escaped from in as little as 15 seconds.
After Chelsea fans abused a black guy on the Paris Metro, the club needs to face up to the fact that it's been attracting racists from across Britain for years.
For decades, one of basketball's most beloved techniques has been under assault by ardent old-schoolers who want the dunk dead and buried.
I started boxing as an over-privileged, over-parented Jewish kid from the Philly suburbs, but I found something real inside the ring.
"When you come home, it's like you've been to the moon because there's no point in telling anybody. They don't understand."
He's the most talented British driver of all time, yet he's far from being the UK's most popular active F1 star.