Like Medieval martyrs before her, Amy fell to a fate that was only inevitable because we willed it so.
You too must really think that I'm strange. If, through some miracle, I stop talking about prostitutes, then I start talking about good-looking young boys! Sir, what can I do? I can only tell the stories that these sinful eyes have seen.
From Alana Francis, who's exhibiting scans of her facial reconstruction surgery, to Genesis P-Orridge, who had a bunch of surgery to resemble h/er late wife.
What is love? What is it, really?
If you've never worked in a high street shop, you have no fucking idea what real life is.
The most important contemporary art show to ever come to Wyoming casts a long, dark shadow over the supposed animal sanctuary below.
Having lost my dad suddenly at the age of four, I developed a strong bond with the bizarre, anarchic character that bordered on a kind of remote surrogacy.
While getting wasted and handling explosive devices that scare the shit out of your neighbours is undoubtedly a good idea, it's probably best to leave the larger displays to the professionals.
Diane Williams is the author of seven story collections, most recently Vicky Swanky Is a Beauty. Read the five pieces of micro-fiction she wrote for VICE's latest fiction issue.
It looks like we're about to get musical remakes of Mean Girls, Clueless and The OC. It's a lazy, cynical cash-grab, but we're just as much to blame as those behind the shows.
Satanism and the occult have been found responsible for some of history's grizzliest murders.
Radio 4's 'Woman's Hour' put Sia at number fucking six.
A man known as Pork Chop said he was going to hand out 420 pounds of weed.
Meet the Prime Minister of Dick, or PMD for short. He's a South African artist who "slings dicks and dicktures" for a living – i.e. absurd, surreal and sometimes brilliant illustrations of penises.
He agreed to take it down, but only because it's "worn out".
Meeting the man whose work can sell for more than any other living artist.
Fuck this. Absolutely fuck this.
Just in time for Canada Day, we talked to tourists and expats about their experiences banging Canucks all across the True North.
Piper has slowly become the most unlikable element of a generally charming, fun show. She's got to go.
The new Terminator movie picks up on sci-fi's imperialist dreams while jamming in as many winking references to the earlier films as possible.
A dreadlocked Jew from Brooklyn walks into the Christian Comedy Association's annual conference to tell a few jokes...
We went to the Australian Pokémon National Videogame Championships to find out.
For as long as men have been getting circumcised, some of them have been trying to regrow what's been lost through various stretching and tugging mechanisms.
We met with the suddenly prominent Mislaid author for a frank talk about money, sex, marriage and the Great American Novel.