You do not need to live life as a peasant in GA.
Nothing in your paltry, grayscale existence will ever compare to the two hours of ready-made transcendence served up by Martin Garrix on an island in the Danube in the halcyon summer of 2015.
In the heyday of raving, you could walk into a party with a bunch of pills and walk out with £6,000.
Girls are dumb and only want to listen to Beyonce, getting spiked with PCP by old men is fun and five more important lessons that this seminal movie teaches us.
They started retweeting DJs complaining on Twitter almost three years ago, but only recently did they think, 'Hey, I wonder what this big cry-baby's music actually sounds like.'
I spent my Saturday with a bunch of candy ravers at the Happiest Place on Earth.
VICE host Krishna Andavolu takes a look back at the VICE network's best videos of 2014.
But Avicii doesn't seem to remember me.
We talked to Paris Hilton about being an heiress, a businesswoman and one of the greatest pop stars of all time.
He once brought his three-year-old to a club.
He has a Jersey Club take on the theme to popular anime Tora Dora.
You don't have to fly to Australia to see Australia's concert to fight AIDS.
Will dance music be another casualty of the War on Drugs?
Now that you're all taking ecstasy and going nuts to "EDM", it's time we had a little talk.
The guy behind 'Jersey Shore' is turning his skills to the EDM scene, so we gave him a call to see what's up.