Schoolgirl Diaries

Schoolgirl Diaries
The Common Room Reeks of Lynx Africa
And my crush flashed his balls at everyone.
Berlinder Shepherd
12.17.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
I'm Going to Seduce My New Teacher
I’ve read Lolita, so I know all about keeping an illegal and potentially life-ruining relationship on the down-low.
Berlinder Shepherd
12.10.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
I Pissed On My Skirt
Am I ever going to snog again?!
Berlinder Shepherd
11.30.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
Satan Is Hiding in the School Slut's Weave
It's not doing wonders for my mental health.
Berlinder Shepherd
11.23.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
I Think I Might Have Actually Learned Something at School This Week
I'm not quite sure what, though.
Berlinder Shepherd
11.16.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
My Cat Got Stolen by a Policewoman
Please return, sweet Bosie.
Berlinder Shepherd
11.8.12

Schoolgirl Diaries
I'm Feeling Sexy and Grown
But being trapped on a canal boat with my dad is really killing my vibe.
Berlinder Shepherd
11.1.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
Fascism Is Rife in the Canteen
But I'm not convinced it's for me.
Berlinder Shepherd
10.25.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
I've Got an Unrequited Crush On a Girl I Don't Even Know
She's doesn't like the apple cores I leave for her as gifts.
Berlinder Shepherd
10.18.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
UCAS Pervs Want My Personal Statement
I just wanna eat sugar and crush.
Berlinder Shepherd
10.11.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
Things Got YOLO at My School Disco
We all got sent home early and STDs.
Berlinder Shepherd
10.3.12
Schoolgirl Diaries
Tru Luv Lasts Forever
At my school, babies are now cooler than iPhones.
Berlinder Shepherd
9.27.12