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Pisstaker of the Week: Whoever Got £27k for 'Possibly' Slipping in Poo
Or, the pigeon who did the shit?
I'm Drowning in Bird Shit and Self-Pity
I’m a shitty model. I book the shitty jobs. I’ll occasionally book a huge print ad that supplies me with enough money to support my coke habit for at least a few months. I’m kidding of course. My salary disappears into designer clothes and therapist...
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