And not just any police station, but one of the biggest stations in the UK.
Hands up whose penis has physically retracted after taking MDMA. Or just flat-out not worked when using cocaine. This is why.
Prudent warnings, inspirational quotes and Maradona – photos of the various designs you'll find on baggies, wraps and more.
How two guys who grew up working in the shipping industry ended up sentenced to decades in prison for smuggling £500 million worth of class As.
"A few years ago I started putting my molly in gel capsules with red and white halves and calling them Pokéballs."
Some critics say users are responsible for the narco-war and the toxic pollution of the world's rainforests, but the forces creating these situations are actually at a much higher level.
We asked a scientist about the physical process that turns nice, normal people into bellends after they've done a bit of gear.
We went through a few of the world's favourite substances – booze, weed, coke, MDMA, NOS and ketamine – to examine how you can mitigate the damage they cause to your body.
The traffickers, based in the north east of England, have been sentenced to a collective total of 40 years.
Joel Golby lets rip at his grandma, Sam Wolfson asks his dad about Brexit and we talk about that guy who hid cocaine in his foreskin.
Everything's going to shit and the world is doomed, but hey, someone's having a good time in this hellish reality.
Suddenly, shoving a wrap of cocaine up your arse seems like... quite a nice prospect?
The Loop, a drugs harm reduction organisation, pioneered a drug testing scheme at the festival that found – among other things – concrete and malaria pills in what was supposed to be ecstasy and ketamine.
From "hippy crack" to "high grade", the terms you use to describe drugs give away a lot.
Unwinding from the stress that comes with having sold your soul to the devil is hard, you know.
Officials say the cocaine could have been worth up to £500 million if it had reached British streets.
"My parents, my friend and I ended up having a white Christmas."
They called him "Robin Hood on a motorcycle," and Leroy Bolden held it down in New Haven until coke got the better of him.
Look, that acid you've kept in your freezer for two years won't kill you. But there's a chance it won't work any more.
But who's to blame? Taking everything into account, Cho Chang seems like the likeliest of suspects.
British nightlife is a beautiful free-for-all of internet drugs, Wavey Garms girls, illegal raving, and regretful sex. But to the American outsider, it can seem confusing.
After living in a country where coke isn't a thing, young Kiwis are getting well into London's supply.
Do you and your friends put the call in every – or every other – weekend? This is what happens every time you do.
I experimented with a bunch of different drugs at work, because I absolutely hated my job. Here's what I discovered.