Everything's going to shit and the world is doomed, but hey, someone's having a good time in this hellish reality.
Suddenly, shoving a wrap of cocaine up your arse seems like... quite a nice prospect?
The Loop, a drugs harm reduction organisation, pioneered a drug testing scheme at the festival that found – among other things – concrete and malaria pills in what was supposed to be ecstasy and ketamine.
From "hippy crack" to "high grade", the terms you use to describe drugs give away a lot.
Unwinding from the stress that comes with having sold your soul to the devil is hard, you know.
Officials say the cocaine could have been worth up to £500 million if it had reached British streets.
"My parents, my friend and I ended up having a white Christmas."
They called him "Robin Hood on a motorcycle," and Leroy Bolden held it down in New Haven until coke got the better of him.
Look, that acid you've kept in your freezer for two years won't kill you. But there's a chance it won't work any more.
But who's to blame? Taking everything into account, Cho Chang seems like the likeliest of suspects.
British nightlife is a beautiful free-for-all of internet drugs, Wavey Garms girls, illegal raving, and regretful sex. But to the American outsider, it can seem confusing.
After living in a country where coke isn't a thing, young Kiwis are getting well into London's supply.
Do you and your friends put the call in every – or every other – weekend? This is what happens every time you do.
I experimented with a bunch of different drugs at work, because I absolutely hated my job. Here's what I discovered.
Since new regulations were introduced to crack down on drug drivers, the Met Police have made 1,636 drug-driving arrests.
Mixing drugs and romance can lead to startlingly different outcomes.
Your baggy of white powder was brought to you by beheadings, torture, and deforestation in the Amazon. How bad should you feel about that?
Civilians "better duck, first of all, because the bullets are gonna fly."
We spoke to some high-functioning drug users in their 40s about their vices and how drugs have affected their lives.
"I've played with someone's limp coke dick for an hour before. It sucked but... I needed the cash."
Transporting illegal drugs across borders is a business that can be as profitable as it can be lethal, while it has gained popularity since the economic crisis began.
Get the post-4AM YouTube song selection wrong and you'll become the after-hours Oppenheimer: skeletal reaper, destroyer of vibes.
"Why is everything so old-fashioned? Why do you still have gas stoves and why does everyone have baths without rinsing after?"
But you can't necessarily blame the drugs.