Articles tagged "cocaine"

  • The Bad Shit

    In the late 90s, I asked Bolivian general Hugo Banzer to send me somewehere exciting. Full story

  • Ways To Tell A Cocaine Addict #1312 And #1313

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  • Vonzippers Isn't Crazy About Placentas

    JH Engstrom's photo of the dual placentas from his newborn twins was one of our favorites from the issue. What's not to like? It looks sort of like two flat… Full story

  • Farmer High

    What Can Adderall Do for Our Country?

    Adderall is cocaine for rich people. It's an amphetamine more powerful than Ritalin and steadier than speed. It lasts so long, in fact, we recommend breaking open one of the pills Contac C style and only doing small "sprinkles" at a time (break them up with your front teeth to ki… Full story

  • Crack Tales

    Dipset Knows the Deal

    Hell Rell: I just got out of jail for getting caught with 100 grams of crack cocaine. I'm a convicted felon. I have two bid numbers: 02R2050, 97R7193, you bastards. So if you want to talk about drugs, I'll tell you how to cop the coke, cook the coke, chop the coke, bag the… Full story