"Raunchy? I don't think I'm raunchy. All my male peers get to talk about their dicks without being labelled dirty."
The holiday has become a wasteland of commercialisation and bad jokes, but one brave group of heroes is fighting back, one upset stomach at a time.
Marc Maron, Hannibal Buress, Chris Cubas and others look back at one of the best and weirdest stand-ups to ever hold a mic.
#Gamergate can't take a joke, make a documentary without falling out, or tie its laces. Probably.
I attributed an anti-capitalist line from 19th-century economist Thorstein Veblen to the 28-year-old actress and writer.
We talked to a few luminaries to ask them: How do you get people to laugh?
Gabriella is a foul-mouthed baby heathen.
Our new series features tiny comedians we found on Craigslist.
Plan B, fried chicken, and animal marriages for everyone. Obama 2016!
Jokes about vegan food and fixies are sooooo 2009.
"Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a baby. Accidentally turned around and saw a naked lady."
There are a billion other awful things to mock, Twitter.
In the rush to condemn Uni Lad's rape banter, we all risk missing out on their other jokes - and that would be the real rape.
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