Are Thirty People Marauding Around Bournemouth High on 2C-B?

'Cos if they are, we just spoke to one of them. Full story

Kanye Doesn't Have To Make Videos Anymore

He can just wait for amateurs with more talent to make them for him. Full story

What Kids Say About Hate

Kids hate, too. Especially when it's a new moon. Full story

Do Cute Kids Like Azealia Banks?

We got some kids to review "212". Full story

What Kids Say Should Happen to Murderers

Adults have been running things for forever – why not give kids a shot? Full story

Meet Gary Glitter's Biggest Fans!

People who should be banned from handling irony. Full story

Should We Bring Back National Service?

Would you rather these children were mopping up your shit or attacking police with petrol bombs? Full story

Spring Break 2010, Woooo!

I Went to Cancun to Party With Douchebags but Ended Up Weeping With Tigers

This past March, I was sent by Vice to cover spring break in Cancun. Every year 25,000 American college students go there. The combination of lowered inhibitions, keg stands, board shorts, tribal tats, and hair extensions should have made for HILARIOUS photos, but unfortunately e… Full story

Raiders of the Lost Ark: The £3000 Version

It's difficult to explain just how brilliant it is. Full story

Epicly Later’d

I hate kids. I mean, not kids in general, but little clueless turds at the skatepark who wear helmets and ask dumb questions like, "How high can you ollie?" and "Can I have your board?" I hate air babies, the kids who do fatty to flatties out of the bowl, or try to ollie off the Full story