Billy needs to tell you something important, something about how your selfish little life of SnapChat fucks, soiled nights, and Uber escapes is meaningless.
Get the post-4AM YouTube song selection wrong and you'll become the after-hours Oppenheimer: skeletal reaper, destroyer of vibes.
The art of the door guy is a delicate one. Let the wrong people in and the entire club goes to shit, but strike the right balance and a true euphoria will envelop the dance floor.
We hang out with the Mexican 1D tribute band taking quinceaneras by storm.
Psychiatrist Dr. Daniel Bailly basically said that can happen.
The New York ballroom scene has spread to a European incarnation that mixes straight, gay, black, white, men, women, young and old. Photographer Ewen Spencer has been following its parties.
It's gonna be a roadblock, so wear your best Huaraches.
Here's your guide to getting pissed without being a dickhead this summer.
It's a place where you can see every kind of naked body. Whether or not you get naked and have sex is up to you, your prospective partner, and the equipment you bring.
A look at the candidates who could replace Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg and Nigel Farage.
Alice and her French friend Gerald are the masterminds behind Lyon's' "Ginger Parties".
In the dog-eat-dog world of San Francisco, men are letting their inner pup out with the latest wave of "human canine" parties and clubs.
In the early 1980s, Adnan Khashoggi was a billionaire who threw lavish parties in his Marbella hunting lodge. He lost his riches later that decade, but the basement at his former residence stands untouched.
Last night we celebrated our 20th anniversary party with everyone from Scarlett Johansson to Jarvis Cocker to Lil Wayne. Throughout the event, our friends and family tweeted their favorite moments of the night.
The lifestyle led by alleged murderer Rurik Jutting is completely normal for most young Brits making a fortune in Hong Kong.
I spoke to photographer Tod Papageorge about his new book on the legendary New York nightspot.
From Monty Python to Kate Moss, the impresario has discovered and hung out with everyone you ever thought was important.
A new report labels 15 Danish groups extremist. Funnily enough, most of them are convinced they're the ones fighting extremism.
The San Diego Comic-Con has been going on since 1970, and it used to be my favourite time of the year.
But apparently women prefer dog pheromones to the smell of me.
Molly Macindoe spent the late 90s with her camera at raves.
We have street parties that go until dawn and we've decriminalised all drugs. WAHEY!
PhD candidate Dorine Duiven is researching crowd behaviour to keep your summer disaster-free.
"Do you want me to get security?"