When Shit Happens

A collection of horror stories involving my friends and faeces. Full story

Gross Jar 2012 - Part One: It's Alive!

It's back and it's already awful. Full story

Going Down with the Brown

Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Will Murder You

Behold just a few of the innumerable examples of how shit can kill. Full story

The Hangover News

Nigeria 'occupied' this weekend, but you were detoxing too hard to notice. Full story

What Will 2012's Shittiest Movie Be?

The competition is strong. Full story

Point - Fuck the Muppets

I'm truly sorry if that ruins the squishy centrepiece of your childhood memories. Full story

When Life Gives You Shit, Turn It Into Perfume

This guy made some perfume out of his own shit. We spoke to him. Full story

Make A Difference

If there's one thing we can learn from … Full story

Uncle Carl's shitty B-day

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Oh Shit!

Who's Number One at Holding Number Two?

We simply had to know if we could convince a few strangers to put on diapers and swallow a bunch of laxatives and have a contest to see who would shit first (or last). Full story