things people stick in their butts
The Casting Couch - A Comic About Hollywood
Just have a seat on this couch and Mr. Milligan will be right with you.
Things I Have Fished Out of People's Butts
Bedposts, doorknobs, mayonnaise jars, candles, a small pistol, a grocery and newspaper combo, a 12-inch long and 8-inch wide salami, tennis balls, an aluminum tube, axe handles, soldering irons, and a frozen pig's tail to name a few.
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