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The Great London Gentrification Pub Crawl
Going on the piss and eating burgers in London's most despised hipster joints.
'Fuck London' Part 2: Clive Martin Goes Missing in Madrid
I was starting to see Europe in a completely different way.
A Bittersweet Love Letter to Holiday Anthems
It's not cool to like Euro club bangers, but they're fucking amazing.
How Sad Young Douchebags Took Over Modern Britain
Young British men are in the midst of a crisis. A crisis of time and purpose, of maturity and masculinity. A crisis that, in their search for meaning, has driven many of them to become completely contradictory life-forms.
How to Be a Better Person in 2014
Eventually you have to look around at the alcoholic, poverty-stricken mess you call your life and go, "Hey, I'm not actually doing that well, am I?" This is how you can make a few big leaps forward in becoming a real person.
A Bittersweet Love Letter to the London Suburbs
They're not the soul-destroying hellholes everyone paints them to be.
Why Everyone Needs to Fall in Love with Happy Hardcore
It might be stupid, but it's also the most fun a human can possibly have.
I'm Gonna Miss You, Jack Nicholson, with Your Face Like Satan's
A eulogy for the career of one of Hollywood's darkest, wildest icons.
A Big Night Out at... a London Fashion Week Party!
Getting messy with the "coolest people in London".