"I've made my mark on the internet, so I can relax. I'm retired now, living off all the shares and likes."
"I don't give a shit if some hacker knows what weird sexual stuff I'm into – I just don't want to have to get divorced."
A brief history of the onetime planet, from its days sharing a name with a laxative to its current celebrity status.
Li Fang Wei has been attracting the attention of the US government for years and has a $5 million FBI bounty on him– but he won't stop selling equipment to Iran that could be used in missiles.
Dr Ragbir Bhathal, who leads Australia's Optical SETI project, thinks if there is extraterrestrial life out there, we may be just a generation or two away from finding it.
The personal info of millions of adulterers is out there somewhere, waiting to wreck some marriages.
Ben Rubenstein got a $100,000 grant to help him study how machine learning can go wrong.
The company will either delete the profile or preserve it as a "memorialisation" account – but neither of those options are without problems, and some people are frustrated by their lack of control over their loved ones' pages.
The device is, both literally and metaphorically, my greatest source of pain.
It's the week after Comic Con, which means we all have some new Star Wars information to geek out over.
Following failed attempts to reduce shark attacks through culling, Western Australian scientists are developing futuristic methods to keep swimmers safe.
So, you've been harassed online. Now what?
It turns out becoming a meme without your consent can suck really, really hard.
The tech industry might look hip and young, but these photos by Matt Takaichi prove that working in Silicon Valley is just as mundane as working anywhere else.
Tinder is introducing new 'verified' ticks for celebrities. It will help them fuck a lot. But it could also see their crap chat-up lines splashed all over the internet.
Yes, we asked her about aliens.
Meet the real-life Jedis dedicated to helping others learn the ways of the Force.
"We have a giant robot, you have a giant robot—you know what needs to happen."
Last week a teenager from Yeovil did exactly that, so we thought we'd weigh up the positives and negatives, with the help of a couple of experts.
Are giant robotic arms coming to wipe out humanity?
I'm going to prove this using quantum physics and the Full House reboot.
After a decade on the web, what's Reddit's legacy?
With Planned Parenthood Direct, a new app piloting in California, you can order an STD test and have the results processed with a few easy swipes on your smartphone.
I don't know what it is exactly but sentences like, "I think my Wi-Five is broken" make my blood boil.