CORNERSHOP COCKTAILS - THE RECIPEThey may be the flamboyant gay man of the alcohol world, but that doesn't mean cocktails can't be made for the common scumbag like you and I. So, with a bit of imagination and some non-kitchen ingredients, you can get crunk on cavity-inducing hooch too.
Jambrini RoyaleIngredients
plop x strawberry jam
shot x vodka
lots x Lambrini Step 1.Dollop some jam into a champagne flute.Step 2.Swig in a shot of vodka to break up the jam.Step 3.Top up with your fizzy slag piss.Step 4.For a finishing touch, smear you rim with more jam.
Martini PuppyIngredients
lots x fresh pineapple
lots x Mad Dog 20/ 20
ice for crushing
even more vodka Step 1.Blend your pineapple in a, umm, blender.Step 2.Crush some ice and fill a martini glass.Step 3.Slop over pineapple sludgeStep 4.Finish by topping with vodka and Mad Dog Creme De MouthwashIngredients
1 x bottle vanilla milkshake
1 x capful of mint mouthwash
1 x bottle WKD Blue Step 1.Pour vanilla milkshake into any old jar.Step 2.Add a capful… or shot of minty mouthwash.Step 3.Empty in your bottle of WKD.Step 4.Shake vigorously.Step 5.Put into a fancy glass.Bottoms up to your trio of cornershop cocktails. Happy buttfucking y'all!JOANNA FUERTES-KNIGHT@fuertesknightPreviously: Girl Eats Food - Olympic Energy NachosReally fucking hungry? Check out Joanna Fuertes-Knight's (totally free) online cookbook! It's got every Girl Eats Food recipe ever in it.
plop x strawberry jam
shot x vodka
lots x Lambrini Step 1.Dollop some jam into a champagne flute.
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lots x fresh pineapple
lots x Mad Dog 20/ 20
ice for crushing
even more vodka Step 1.Blend your pineapple in a, umm, blender.Step 2.Crush some ice and fill a martini glass.Step 3.Slop over pineapple sludgeStep 4.Finish by topping with vodka and Mad Dog Creme De MouthwashIngredients
1 x bottle vanilla milkshake
1 x capful of mint mouthwash
1 x bottle WKD Blue Step 1.Pour vanilla milkshake into any old jar.Step 2.Add a capful… or shot of minty mouthwash.Step 3.Empty in your bottle of WKD.Step 4.Shake vigorously.Step 5.Put into a fancy glass.Bottoms up to your trio of cornershop cocktails. Happy buttfucking y'all!JOANNA FUERTES-KNIGHT@fuertesknightPreviously: Girl Eats Food - Olympic Energy NachosReally fucking hungry? Check out Joanna Fuertes-Knight's (totally free) online cookbook! It's got every Girl Eats Food recipe ever in it.