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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Stay Together Forever
Six months is not a long time unless you're 16 or a tiny animal.
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VICE News: Colombian Devil's Breath
Scopolamine is a terrifying drug that eliminates free will.
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Harry’s Freedom Foxhole - Legislating Love
Love is awesome; government is terrible.
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Cracking Cryptocacti
The prickly problem of the cactus of the Four Winds.
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Shorties: My Life Online: The Reply Girl
Ladies who show a little cleavage to get a lot of views on YouTube.
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The Cute Show: Prague Ratters!
A tiny breed with a big heart.
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Noisey: What Do Cute Kids Think About Skrillex?
Our toddler critics review a wobbly banger the Prince of Dubstep.
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Take a Stab
Iraqi dervishes celebrate God by knifing themselves.
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Repair Your Credit By Being a Dick
Whoever yells the loudest the longest wins.
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Native Americans Have Front-Row Seats at the Global Warming Show
The animals they rely on for food are either dying or acting like psychopaths.
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Your Favorite Band: Amanda Palmer
Amanda Palmer saves the world a little bit.
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How to Look Like an Asshole on a Skateboard
It's easy, just do exactly what the "New York Times" tells you.
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Streetfest 2012: A Retraction
We fucked up. We're sorry, Jose.
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Our Date with Something in Spanish
The booty stuff.
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Gross Jar 2012 – Human Teeth and Stink Fruit
Further evolving the jar that humiliates God.
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Explaining British TV to Americans
What's all this, then?
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Mail Bomb
The U.S. Postal Service doesn't want your ion-lithium batteries.
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Cracking Cryptocacti
The prickly problem of the cactus of the Four Winds.
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Vacationing with Death
Like white sands and mai tais, but with more suffering.
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The Cute Show: Prague Ratters!
A tiny breed with a big heart.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Stay Together Forever
Six months is not a long time unless you're 16 or a tiny animal.
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Repair Your Credit By Being a Dick
Whoever yells the loudest the longest wins.
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We Are Pwning Internet Week
We're smack dab in the middle of Internet Week, people. How are the model- and drug-tsunamis that are the IW after parties treating you?
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Wondering... Gays Are Like Snowflakes
No, I don’t mean they melt on your tongue (well, some do).
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Better Off Dead
Most people in showbiz are either bitter that they aren’t huge stars or unhappy that they are.
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Explaining British TV to Americans
What's all this, then?
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I Don't "Get" Art
I'm finally ready to admit I do not and probably have not ever "gotten" art.
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So You Live in LA and Want to Be a Kern Girl?
We are looking for ladies of all varieties, ethnicities, attitudes, shapes, sizes, and other variables.
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Photographic Moratorium - Native American Headdresses
Please stop being so culturally irresponsible.
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Stallone Hates Bulgarian Bats
"The Expendables 2" has sparked quite a bit of controversy.
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Kool Krazy Kiwi Kreatives
If Hollywood were smart, they’d take notice of New Zealand’s movie ad campaigns.
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VICE Meets: Brett Ratner
The blockbuster director tells us some of his best PG-rated stories.
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What Kids Say About Current Affairs
"Global warming. Poor polar bears and penguins!"
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Stuff to Like When You Like Bikes
Bike shit! Or, fuzzy dice for your body.
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A Damn Fine Cup of Coffee
I tried to drink 20 cups of David Lynch's signature blend of beans in one day.
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VICE News: One Year On
There was no way we'd miss the Spanish Occupy's first birthday party.
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We Are Pwning Internet Week
We're smack dab in the middle of Internet Week, people. How are the model- and drug-tsunamis that are the IW after parties treating you?
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Greetings From My Mind - The Reality TV KKK
Why do we give her our necks? Is it because we smell it?
VICE Today
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Streetfest 2012: A Retraction
We fucked up. We're sorry, Jose.
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Your Favorite Band: Amanda Palmer
Amanda Palmer saves the world a little bit.
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Wondering... Gays Are Like Snowflakes
No, I don’t mean they melt on your tongue (well, some do). I mean no two are exactly alike, particularly in terms of their sexual identity and behavior.
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How to Look Like an Asshole on a Skateboard
It's easy, just do exactly what the "New York Times" tells you.
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We Are Pwning Internet Week
We're smack dab in the middle of Internet Week, people. How are the model- and drug-tsunamis that are the IW after parties treating you?
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Explaining British TV to Americans
So there's a show sponsored by the London Tourism Board, a chef who swears and takes his shirt off, a bunch of people who can't talk about their feelings, and a serial choir-starter?
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Our Date with Something in Spanish
The booty stuff.
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Gross Jar 2012 – Human Teeth and Stink Fruit
Further evolving the jar that humiliates God.
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Repair Your Credit By Being a Dick
If huge corporations can have millions of dollars worth of debt forgiven just because, surely Uncle Sam can pick up my $20,000 tab from the early 2000s.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Stay Together Forever
Just like a real marathon, you need to rub some Vaseline on your nipples and be prepared to diarrhea all over the finish line.
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Cracking Cryptocacti
The Prickly Problem of the Cactus of the Four Winds
The Cactus of the Four Winds is rumored to possess supernatural curative powers. I searched for a wild specimen of the cryptocacti in Lima, Peru.
Noisey
Tim Presley Is in a Million Bands 
Motherboard
China's Happiness Deficit 
The Creators Project
Reinventing the Camera as a Social Object 
Motherboard
Civilian Drones Are Coming to Rock Your City 
The Creators Project
Weaving Digital Lace 
Noisey
Don't Worry About Best Coast, She's Fine 
