JR Smith Is Dating Rihanna and Life Is Unfair

Are they really having genital parties with each other?

Shuffle and Splooge - Playlist #8

Katy Perry as a chair, and fingers!

Three Thin Weird Good Books About Sex and Power

Read these books and then go go get laid, or dominate something.

Get Zucked

Brogramming hard at Thefacebook bungalow in 2004.

VICE Premieres: "Venus in Chains" by The Virgins

The Virgins have a new song! And a new vagina!

Question of the Day - Are Trees the Earth's Hair?

And what's its vagina?

We Saw This: Sea of Bees

I'd gladly swim in a Sea of Bees for these broads.

Hey Ron!: Hey Ron! - How Much Should I Drink After Graduation?

Take it slow or you'll end up naked on a barstool shaking what your mama gave you.

God Keeps Sending Me Letters Asking for Money

And he won't leave me the fuck alone.

Pen Pals - Makin’ Friends in Prison

Finding friends in jail is kinda like baggin’ bitches at the STD clinic—not too savvy.

Chunklet to Go Go - When Was the Last Time You Were the Godfather of Something?

R.I.P. Chuck Brown 1936-2012.

Memory Is Selective

The forgotten indiscretions of Sweden’s "Lollipop" Zine.

Every Celebrity Needs a Chola Makeover

And more stuff in VICEStyle's Week in Tidbits.

You're All Happy Assholes (Statistically Speaking)

And you make me want to off myself.

Baseball Teams Are Maybe Not Idiots

According to the internet, everyone working in baseball is wrong.

There Will Be Blood

And it will flow from vaginas.

Ron Galella Hates Gang Bangs

Ron Galella made paparazzi what it is today.

We Can’t Get High Like We Used To

Because we are contributing to Mexico’s drug war.

Submerged in Sammy

Floating neck-deep in the juices of the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar.

Combover: That's Tokyo Town

LIGHTS! CAMERA! COMBOVER!

Is Your Vagina the Wrong Color?

Then you need some Midas Care muff whitener.

If You Build It, They Will Cum

Sexual healing and kinky community outreach with the Impropriety Society.

Peeling Oniontown

There are certain places that, by their very nature, seem forsaken.

Better Off Dead

Most people in showbiz are either bitter that they aren’t huge stars or unhappy that they are.

So You Live in LA and Want to Be a Kern Girl?

We are looking for ladies of all varieties, ethnicities, attitudes and shapes.

Cracking Cryptocacti

The prickly problem of the cactus of the Four Winds.

All The Wrong Places: Sweden - Micronations Road Trip

Meeting Scandinavian weirdos who've gone rouge.

Photographic Moratorium - Native American Headdresses

Please stop being so culturally irresponsible.