COMICS

Retarder

Kids will be kids. That is to say, they will be dicks. Full story

Aromatherapy Cops

"That's Rob Kilrape! The most vicious criminal in the city!" Full story

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #87

Dear VICE Comic Lovers: My drawings were in an art show called the 'Sketchbook Show' at the Ashmore Gallery in Savannah, Georgia, and it was wonderful. I was surrounded by talented little Savannah College of Art and Design students and ex-students who were nervous to meet me. The… Full story

Pussy Willy - Part 1

Y'know... if you kick the bucket before me, I'll name that damn cat after you. I'll change her name from Pussy to Pussy Willy! Ha Ha Ha! Full story

The White Album

"While my guitar..." SKIP! Full story

Start Spreading the Nuge

"Good evening, welcome to the six o'clock Nuge. I'm Ted Nugent. Today, Ted Nugent shot a stupid chipmunk in the face. Ted Nugent is live on the scene. Ted?" Full story

Fashion Cat

I used to be homeless but now I'm the most famous cat in New York City. I just got $200,000 to model in this fashion show. I haven't spoken to my father since I left home at 16. Full story

Spring Break!

On my breaks I like to strap on these springs and bounce around the woods. Full story

Peanut Butter

Who bought natural peanut butter?!? Awww and no one opened it yet?! Two hours later... Full story

Business Man

"Are you painting my building?" Business Man gets more than he bargained for from a peaceable graffiti writer. Ka-Thunk! Full story

Toxoplasmosis - Part 3

Cats have held a powerful sway over man for millennia. I'm sure you've wondered about it. Known something was wrong. And yet... Never been able to put your finger on it. Allow me to explain. Full story

Eskimo

A lone Eskimo finds something mysterious while cruising on an ice floe. Can he get it back to his igloo? Full story

Killer Driller

"Hang on, I need to take a leak. Don't worry, I'll be right back." A night by the lake takes a twisted turn. Full story

What Not to Wear

Take a look in this mirror and describe your "look" to us... "I dunno, I guess it's sort of a laid-back rock 'n' roll party stud kinda thing..." Johnny Ryan's comic from the Fashion Issue. Full story

BB Teeth #2

Are you jealous of your sister? She's making good money! Give me a cookie. My sister put her breast milk in these cookies!! Oh! My! God! Full story

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #82

Dear Discriminating Reader, how are you? I am fine. This is my mostly weekly column for VICE in which I review comics and share images, news, and reviews related to comics, illustration, fine art, and nerd stuff. Full story

Geto Boys

Oh fuck! Chuck's on a killing spree. Full story

Gary Good Guy

Skipity bap bip, glickety bob clack, bipity click bap boop. Full story

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #81

Have you heard of China's most popular comic strip, 'Sanmao'? It's about as funny as crib death. Sanmao is a starving urchin child who has a distinctive hairstyle that consists of three large strands, the unfortunate result of malnutrition. Full story

Iowa City

One time Laura's roommate's boyfriend got us a gig in Iowa City. To play a gig outside our hometown was an event—to play outside our state—well, we were beside ourselves! Full story

BBTeeth

There's a little parrot that knows when someone needs toilet paper! When you notice you're all out, he collects scraps from all over and flies to you and drops the scraps in your lap. Full story

Blobby Boys - Dinosaur Island, Part 4

Previously, the Blobby Boys killed their tour manager and crashed a helicopter. They also killed a bunch of people at some party. Their saga continues. Full story

Promiscuous - Part 1

From one planet to another, a space traveler finds love but little affection. Will meeting two single girls turn out to be better than the bunny-suited love he left behind? Full story

Behind the Scenes at VICE Magazine

Hey Thomas, Johnny hasn't turned in his new comic yet and he's not answering his phone or email. I want you to go out to his place and see what's up. Full story

Guilt Trip

Dr. Brewster, you have a phone call from your mother. She says it's extremely urgent. "Andrew this is your mother. I need you to give me a ride." Full story

Team Society League

A series of unfortunate incidents: ceiling painting gone awry, the hot dog cannot hear the hot dog bun, and a diving board fails. Full story

One of the Best Things Ever

When you're talking to a friend, and you find out you were both at the same show years before you knew each other. Full story

DJ Paintings

A wet T-shirt contest reveals more than three concert goers were hoping to show. The bonus whale-tail contest exposes even more. Full story

RIP Spain Rodriguez

Spain was a for real greaser who drew monstrous people and perfect motor vehicles. He will be sorely missed. In his honor, I've put together a giant gallery of his images. Full story

Heavy Dudes

Owl's first trip in his new van is going great until he stops to take a dump. A long walk into the woods later, Owl encounters some heavy dudes. Full story

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #76

This week my column is devoted to the Brooklyn Comics and Graphics Fest which was held a little over a week ago. Please enjoy my photos of the event and reviews of things I was given at the show. Full story

True Tales: Santana

They literally cut gringos in half with pool cues. Full story

Who Wants to Kill a Million!

Bashar al-Assad follows fellow murderous dictators Mubarak and Gaddafi in the hot seat. "If you were to commit a massacre in Damascus, who would you put in charge?" A comic from the Syria issue drawn by Johnny Ryan. Full story

Deep Donkey

If you ever find yourself needing to escape a gang of sea creatures hell-bent on raping you, a whale's vagina is not the best place to hide. Full story

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-in #75

Did you know that not only have many comic book characters encouraged people to vote, but more than a handful have run for office themselves? Instead of reviews this column is just images of comic characters who tried to become the Commander in Chief. Full story

Nose Hair

Don't worry, I always keep a tweezer handy in my fanny pack... Full story

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - A Pearl Necklace with Your Willie

Dear Vice Readers: You read our articles, or look at our pictures, and then you tell us what you think. We tell you what we think with cartoons that I draw of your stupid bullshit. Full story

Stank Realism

Straight from the notebook of Devin Flynn. Full story

Blobby Boys - Dinosaur Island, Part 3

This is an important flashback. Full story

Toxoplasmosis - Part 2

"My fellow Americans, as part of Operation: Infinite Enmity, a nation-wide curfew has been placed upon all U.S. citizens in the lower tax bracket, effective immediately. Full story

Vegan Make-Up

Today's problem: thin lips! Full story

Owl's Guts

It's 3 AM, I need to get to bed. Full story

Jonathan - Part 2

Well, uh...I'd give you my phone number, but, uh... I don't have a phone. Full story

Jonathan - Part 1

So I told her, "You're CRAZY if you think I'm going ANYWHERE in that dress... Full story

Future Dude

In "Fuck the Future"

Sigh... Nobody loves me... Full story

Milestones

Here they come! The bride and groom! Full story

Woe Is Me

The Tragic Life of Baron Von Badtooth

Muscle Competition Full story

Nasty Kidz

Lookit that old fat bitch! Full story

Dog Circus

Japan is home to the Super Wan Wan Dog Circus in Tsukuba City. For more than 50 years, owner Hiroaki Uchida has been rescuing abandoned dogs and training them to perform an assortment of tricks, including balancing on huge plastic balls and walking in a conga line with their fron… Full story

Seapunk

Where you headed? Full story

Surprise Fun

A surprise party with a furry thing with a floating hand, multi-eyed dude, and several blobs gets weirder when the soda and snacks disappear. Who took them? You'll know them by the trail of sweets. Full story

Level 72

Does there need to be a reason for all of this? Full story

Get Hot With Face Hair

Massive space between your nose and upper lip? Lacking a chin? Mug too lumpy? Fix it call with facial hair. Full story

Lionel Richie's Sculpture from the "Hello" Video

A sculpture of Lionel Richie's head from the Hello video looks too much like Lionel Richie's head Full story

Cosmo Carol

Five things not to do after a break-up. Full story

Exclusve Insight into Being Punk

They're angry. Full story

Raw 10

The man wished that he could order her, naked, spreadeagled on a biscuit. One of the not-burnt ones. Full story

Wet Wood

Some ladies only go for guys with razor sharp talons, gnarly fangs, and humungo wing spans. Full story

Lithium

Playing benefit concerts sucks, but at least it gets you out of school for a day. Full story

The Janitor

It's a fight to the death over the Janitor's dick. Full story

Blobby Boys

The boys signed a record deal and are off to tour Europe. Or are they? Full story

Inner-City Wizard

Episode 1: Crime Doesn't Pay

When wizards sell weed in someone else's territory they get shot in the dick just like everyone else. Full story

Fun Natural Fun

According to some sick fucks, human meat is delicious. Especially big juicy butts. Full story

Eastbound & Brown

Kenny Powers's baby can throw a baseball faster than an electric butthole. Full story

Killah Priest

No don't touch, No... Full story

It Came in the Night - Part II

Roy turns into a caveman when he gets drunk. Full story

The Audition

Well, according to this the audition is supposed to be in this cave... Full story

Vacation

HUMPH!!! They'll be sorry! Those assholes. Full story

VICE Comics

This comic is 100 percent autobiographical, but all names have been changed (to avoid lawsuit). Full story

Miss Juniper's Dating Disasters - Part 5

You can make a killing selling used panties on the internet. Full story

Miss Juniper's Dating Disasters - Part 4

What could go wrong on a picnic in the forest with a bald hippie? Full story

The Hobo Enquirer

Who's molesting the great hobos of Europe? Full story

Miss Juniper's Dating Disasters - Part 3

Millfoil is finally taking Juniper out for drinks and a show tonight. Full story

Motel

Cyber Surfer

Cyber Surfer recharges his batteries in rented rooms so no one messes with him. Full story

Burial at Sea

Cyber Surfer

I'm going to swim to the deepest part of the ocean and let the pressure crush me. Full story

Jobs' Globs

Apple's technological achievements can be traced to an alien Steve Jobs brutally raped many years ago. Full story

Dog Parable

A life lesson from the Beta Angels. Full story

Molly Might Die

Some people bring one exotic pet to parties. I bring four. Full story

Cyber Surfer

Don't fuck with Cyber Surfer today. Full story

Green Lantern

Powerless Ring!

Has our viridescent hero, the Green Lantern, finally been defeated? Find out now, in the "Powerless Ring"! Full story

The Beverly Douchebillies

Do not look directly into the swamp rat's freshly-douched vagina. Full story

Cure

The cure for brain cancer lives inside Jungle Man's ass. Full story

That Sticky Machine

The mystery of the disappearing gumballs. Full story

Blobby Boys

Hey, look at this guy! Mr. Surfin' Safari! Full story

Miss Juniper's Dating Disasters - Part 2

Look gang! It's Juniper!! And she's on a date! Full story

Second Chances

Whadda we stoppin' for so soon, Red? You gotta take a shit uh what? Full story

Sua Yoo

Beautiful Girl

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I, Claudius

By Johnny Ryan Full story

Harvey James

Plantains and Rice (A 24 Hour Comic) - Part 1 Full story

Zoo Keeper

Zoo Keeper

Miss Juniper's Dating Disasters - Part 1

Go ahead; Order anything you llike. Full story

Antoine Orand

The Practice of Death

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Lizz Hickey

True Romance

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Alex Schubert

The Blobby Boys in "Art Work" Full story

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #30

Hey Pallsies,It's your Internet comic book-loving chum, Nicholas. There are a few items of comic-related interest this week. Full story

It Came in the Night - Part 1

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VICE Comics

Gawd! You're such a pussy Freddie! Full story

Zach "Hazard" Vaupen

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Johnny Ryan

Paying For it - Part II

A Comic-strip Memoir About Being a Whore Full story

Zejian Shen

Swerve

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Patrick Kyle

Hello! Young Troag! Full story

Ines Estrada

My Object of Desire

My Object of Desire Full story

Jonny Negron

Fun Natural Fun

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Johnny Ryan

Ghost Jackers

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