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      By Kathy Iandoli Feb 20, 2013

      Pocket Sex

      Ever have someone pocket dial you? It's usually one of your female friends, and then you'll get that callback later like, "Omg! I can't believe I pocket dialed you! Imagine if I was like having sex or something?" And you both laugh because that would be s…

      By Kathy Iandoli Feb 20, 2013
      By Kathy Iandoli Dec 11, 2012

      Happy Fucking Holidays

      I have been very fortunate to not have to deal with many holiday parties throughout my tenure in the music industry. When I worked in corporate America, it was that night the whores in the office got to escape their husbands and give the guys in the Payro…

      By Kathy Iandoli Dec 11, 2012
      By Kathy Iandoli Nov 20, 2012

      A Nigerian Prince and His Homeless Friends

      As I leave his block, a policeman waves my car to the side of the road. Oh good. He comes up to my car and knocks on the window to get out of the car. Then he flashes his badge. Having cops in my family, I know that the first thing you do is check a cop's…

      By Kathy Iandoli Nov 20, 2012
      By Kathy Iandoli Oct 29, 2012

      Boy Band, Manly Erection

      I look down and he's got a massive erection. My eyes are glassy but manage to zoom in on his saluting soldier and he looks down and says, "See that? That's called medicine."

      By Kathy Iandoli Oct 29, 2012
      By Kathy Iandoli Oct 17, 2012

      A-Hole in a K-Hole

      "Oh hey remember that time I tripped and fell into a K-Hole?" OK, given the vernacular that might make sense to someone on drugs, but to me it didn't.

      By Kathy Iandoli Oct 17, 2012
      By Kathy Iandoli Sep 25, 2012

      Bring It on, Bitch

      "Well, I'm actually a really big fan of cheerleading (that's a subject?), would you like to hear a cheer?" I didn't exactly have a choice, because she proceeded to "cheer" the lyrics to her single. "Isn't that your song?" I asked. "It sure is! Yay!"…

      By Kathy Iandoli Sep 25, 2012
      By Kathy Iandoli Sep 17, 2012

      The Chickenhead Convention

      "Yo! Don't you pay attention to directions? The Chickenhead Convention is THAT WAY," pointing in the way of the other room. The group members start clucking, high fiving each other and laughing."

      By Kathy Iandoli Sep 17, 2012