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How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
These days with more and more social circles becoming sexually diverse, how can you tell if the guy swinging a glow stick next to you at some Bushwick "rave" is looking to put his pole in a hole or looking for another pole to pole all over his face? Full story
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The Red Marriage Equality Sign on Your Facebook Profile Is Completely Useless
It's a big week in the fight for “marriage equality,” which is what most gay activists want us to call gay marriage. Right now gay activism needs all the help it can get. Know what’s not helping? Changing your Facebook profile picture to a silly red-and-pink equal sign. Full story
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Guys, It's Time to Stop Shaving Your Junk
There is nothing more disappointing than taking a new guy home for the first time and ripping his clothes off, only to find that he has "manscaped" himself to look like some sort of dude-shaped topiary. Full story
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That Time I Got in a Fight With a Male Stripper
Driving out past the palm-lined strip malls and blinking neon motels, I knew that Swinging Richards was going to be the kind of place where you find trouble. After all, this place is far on the outskirts of Miami, near 174th Street with all the other titty bars where face-eating Full story
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Are You a Slut?
If you're taking this quiz, then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity? Full story
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Why Are All These Gays Taking Grindr Photos at a Holocaust Memorial?
Grindr Remembers is a website devoted to cataloging all of the Grindr profile pictures taken at the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin. When the internet realized this site existed a few days ago it exploded with rage, so I contacted the site's creators to see what… Full story
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How to Suck an Uncut Cock
There comes a moment in every American cocksucker’s (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk. Yes, I'm talking about the rare occasion (in America and Israel, at least) when you… Full story
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How to Get Laid at the Gym
Most guys approach the gym like Clint Eastwood walking into a shootout: they want to be alone, they want to be very serious, and they'll kill anyone who comes near them. That is the exact opposite of the attitude you need if you want to score some gym-toned ass. Full story
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Hey Straight People, You're Using Sex Drugs Wrong
The continued acceptance of homosexual men and lesbians by mainstream America means that some of the wonderful things that were kept in the darker nooks and crannies of the gay world are now seeing the light of day and, like most awesome things that gay people started, straight p… Full story
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What Your Underwear Says About You
Congratulations, you have convinced some poor fool to come back to your house from a bar/party/awkward OKCupid date and tricked them into thinking it's a good idea to have sex with you. While we all know dick size is really the only thing that matters, first impressions are prett… Full story
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My Very Gay Night at Very Straight Strip Clubs
I'm about as gay as Cristiano Ronaldo's underwear drawer, so the sultry photos plastered outside of New York’s mega strip club, FlashDancers, have never really interested me. Recently, though, I got to thinking, and as a man who loves sex, sex workers, the Platonic company of oth… Full story
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The Trials and Tribulations of the Fake Hymen
My boyfriend did not want to break my hymen. There is probably a certain sect of men who get off on popping cherries like they're a row of bubble wrap blisters, but I’m not a girl and this wasn't my first time. Full story
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How to Quit Porn and Not Entirely Ruin Your Life
There I was, lying in bed ass-naked at 1 AM on a Tuesday night with my eyes closed pulling on my limp dick like a bird trying to get a worm out of the frozen ground. This is what jerking off had become for me. I never should have given up porn. Full story
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Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol
The White Student Union advocates for “persons of European heritage”—aka “white people.”
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Did a Murderer Just Give Himself Away on Yelp?
It seems like he might have done.
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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Dogmageddon: Don't Bet on the Apocalypse
Or you'll end up dead broke, instead of just plain dead.
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How Are We Supposed to Know What the Government Does?
It's pretty terrifying how little we know.
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I Tested out Three Cambodian Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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Really, Ryan?: Gay Men and Their Not-So-Cute Misogyny Problem
It's not OK to call your lady friends dumb sluts just because you like the same private parts.
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Tao Lin's iPhone Photos of Taipei: Taipei Signs
Tao shows us some of his favorite signs around Taipei.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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My Week with Hungary's Far-Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.
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Oxford Has Put Heavy Metal, Mesopotamians, and Noh Theater Together at Last
In a play entitled 'Ashurbanipal: The Last Great King of Assyria.'
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Tao Lin's iPhone Photos of Taipei: Taipei Signs
Tao shows us some of his favorite signs around Taipei.
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Noisey: Guitar Moves - Blake Mills
Malibu native Blake Mills was already making waves at the tender age of 19.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol
The White Student Union advocates for “persons of European heritage”—aka “white people.”
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Did I Discover YelaWolf?
This. CD. It looked like… I really can’t even explain the levels of wrong this thing was.
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Did a Murderer Just Give Himself Away on Yelp?
It seems like he might have done.
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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Las Vegas Needs to Get Creative with Its Homeless Problem
Here are some ideas.
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Let VICE School You on the Web This Internet Week
There's a lot more to the web than carnal perversions and dwarfed felines.
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I Tested out Three Cambodian Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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How Are We Supposed to Know What the Government Does?
It's pretty terrifying how little we know.
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The Cosmic Adventures of Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire
Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire's hard-partying, lecherous persona couldn't be further from the truth.
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VICE News: Teenage Riot - São Paulo
The fight for a free pass on public transportation in São Paulo is not only for students anymore.
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Rob Ford, the World's Greatest Mayor, Smokes Crack
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Trailer
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Art Talk: Matt Mignanelli
A chat about his work, life, and strong American work ethic.
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The Mercy Rule: Hearing the Spurs
They're not too boring; you're too young.
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Pigeon Racing Is a Dying Sport in Canada
We hung out with one of Toronto's finest pigeon racers to find out why anyone would want to pigeon race.
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Suck on the Monolith
Ken Baumann's first novel is, in short, fucked.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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A Few Impressions: 'Gatsby'
In the end, Luhrmann made it work, and that’s all that matters.
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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?
Crotchless panties make me hornier than a nude Jake Johnson offering me a burrito.
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The Cute Show: Capybara Bathhouse!
We met a herd of capybara who love to take dips in the park's hot springs.
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Austerity's Drug of Choice
Greece's infamous new drug, sisa, is meth mixed with filler ingredients like battery acid.
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
