EXTREME TIME WASTING

Comics: Jobs' Globs

Steve Jobs raped an alien and now we have iPads.

Fishing Without Nets with Pirates in Somalia

Last year, my producing partner John Hibey and I flew to Kenya from Washington, DC, to shoot a fictional short about why Somalis become pirates.

Hard Times for Boehner

John Boehner is America's first vaudeville Speaker of the House.

Tonight: Free Tattoos by Nick Doyle

Who can argue with that?

E-mail Correspondence with Komen for the Cure

Frustration and fuckall, Eros and Thanatos--from in-box to in-box.

Godspeed, Ricky Williams

No NFL player knows more about getting hammered down than Ricky Williams.

Waiting for Pacquiao v. Mayweather

It might never happen, and if it does it might not be that good.

CPAC Is Full of Santorum

At CPAC, Santorum's nonsense is moving.

Watch Our Doggies Get Fierce on the Catwalk

Watch our pups strut.

Baltimore’s Double Down Embraces a “Chicken Box” Full of Racial Stereotypes

This thing is a borderline racist.

One of the Girls

Turning myself into a pretty princess wasn't a drag at all.

Girl News - Girls and Girl on Girl

It's time to get real low, about girls plus gay.

Why Are You Doing This? – Cocaine Moustache

I think I'd enjoy sticking a banister up your ass.

Question of the Day - What's the Grossest Thing You've Seen in Public?

I've seen a homeless dude diarrhea on the subway.

Question of the Day - What's the Grossest Thing You've Seen in Public?

I've seen a homeless dude diarrhea on the subway.

Japan's Smelliest Sex City Is Dying

The sad demise of the naked spa party in the land of the farting volcano.

VICE Meets: DFC

From lab equipment to unicorns, there's no limit to DFC's designs.

The Huayno Murders Sentence

Case closed on the murder of Alicia Delgado. Turns out it was the lesbian lover--or was it?

Godspeed, Ricky Williams

No NFL player knows more about getting hammered down than Ricky Williams.

Noisey: Dillon

Moody music about robots that hunt crystals.

VICE Meets: Issei Sagawa

This is the disconcerting story of a murderous cannibal let loose by the French government.

The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense

Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.

Question of the Day - Is Monogamy the Best We Can Do?

Or is polygamy superior?

Dress Your Tits Up Like Little Fancymen

All you need is a sombrero and a Sharpie.

A Big Gay Choice

I recently tried NOT being gay.

The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!

A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.

Music World: True Norwegian Black Metal

An introduction to the Black Metal scene of Bergen, Norway.

Fashion Week Internationale: Cambodia Fashion Week

Charlet arrives in Phnom Penh to attend Cambodia's first ever fashion week.