FRIDAY AFTERNOON ENDURANCE CHALLENGE

By LEROY GUMPTION

Wow, this 10 Commandments site is either the work of some Donnie Davies-level satirist or the most unfortunately-voiced Christian since L’il Markie. Not sure if it’s the way the guy pronounces ‘muh-ther,’ the way the guy pronounces everything in general, or a combination of the voice with the waggling Terry Gilliam finger but I cannot make it past Commandment V without completely losing my shit, and I’ve been at this for over an hour. How long can you hold out?

PS: We will give you $10 if you can take several reasonably large hits of weed and make it all the way to the end without cracking a smile, but you’ve got to film the whole process. Also, you have to be paying close attention to it. Preferably with headphones. It can’t just ‘be on.’
PPS: If the finger of god isn’t doing it for you, maybe it’s time for a trip down memory lane with Australia’s Most Eaten Tasty Cheese.
PPPS: Oh shit, now I’ve got them both going at the same time. This day is done.