GET NAKED, SAVE YOUR LIFE

Some science writer wants us to get naked, and so do I.

By WILLIAM NIGH

Some horn ball science writer is trying to convince everyone to get naked. From bottom to top, every article of clothing we humans wear is coming under scrutiny. Starting at the bottom: were you not wearing shoes right now, you could be taking steps to prevent Alzheimer’s later in life. By directing stimulating the soles of you feet, you excite the brain to make new, more efficient neural connections.

“What about my pants and shirt,” you ask? “How are those garments destroying my health?” Well, they’re teeming with bad bacteria and fungi that can cause yeast infections, rotting toenails, and other delights. Not to mention the fact that they restrict your range of motion which is no good for brain or body.

The article goes on to give an illustrious list of nerd-nudists like Charles Richter, Robert Heinlein, and Leonard Nimoy. Sounds kinda like the author is grasping at threads (wahnt waaah) to get folks nudified. How these characters are meant to inspire nakedness, the world may never know.

By WILLIAM NIGH 2 years ago

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